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Blonde Jokes:  New York City Hot Dog Stand

Two blondes from a small town were visiting New York City for the first time when they saw a hot dog vendor. Not having street vendors back home they decided to have this new experience.

After getting their orders the first blonde turned to the second and excitedly said "What part of the dog did you get? I got the penis!"

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