There's was a blonde woman stuck on the side of the road
with her car broken down.
She walked up to a farm house and asked where the nearest
gas station
was.
The farmer said "The nearest station is about ten miles up
the road but a
storm is coming. Why don't you stay the night here, and
I'll give you a
ride in the morning."
The woman, noticing the farmers two blonde sons, both good
looking and in their
twenties, agreed to stay the night.
That night, as she lay awake in her bed, all she could
think about was how
good those two blonde boys looked. She got up, went into
the boys' room and offered to
teach them the ways of the world. She held up two condoms
and told them
to put them on so she wouldn't get pregnant.
The boys agreed, and the three of them spent a night of
wild sex.
Forty years later the two brothers were sitting on the
porch. The first brother
looked over to the other and said "Do you remember that
woman 40 years ago
who taught us the ways of the world?"
"Yep." said the second brother
"Do you care if she gets pregnant?" asked the first.
"Nope." said the second.
"Great," said the first, "Can we take these damn condoms
off now?"
