A blonde goes to Florida for some aligator boots. No
matter what store she
goes to, no one has any.
A few days later a guy is driving down the street one
night, and he sees
the blonde knee-deep in water. All around her are
animals lying belly-up.
The man stops and watches the blonde. Suddenly, the
blonde grabs an
alligator, wrestles it, and turns it over. She looks at
its feet, and says
"Damn! This one isn't wearing boots, either!"
